There is always something left to love

People complain about Bogota, saying it’s dangerous and there isn’t much to do, but I actually enjoyed it (maybe just because they had good WiFi and normal city things). I stayed the first few nights in a hostel in La Candelaria, the more touristy area. A couple girls tried to steal my bottom bunk the first night, and I had none of it, as I’m an old, seasoned traveler that doesn’t fall for those cute girl shenanigans anymore. I’ll die alone in my lovely bottom bunk, thank you very much. But anyways, overall very nice people, a couple vegetarian restaurants close by, and mostly walkable.

As I’ve done my fair share of work in the gold industry, and the Museo de Oro is one of the “must sees” of Bogota, it seemed like a good idea to go. This part of the world is very famous for their gold deposits, and this made my second gold museum. This one was quite a bit more impressive, with several rooms of gold produced over the past few thousand years.

Museo de Oro - Bogota
A golden heart with a man and plates? Who knows
Museo de Oro - Bogota
A fancy gold thing people used for things
Museo de Oro - Bogota
This was in a fancy glass case so this little golden man is importat

I stole some guided tour from another group and learned some things (but I forgot them now). It’s definitely worth going if you happen to be in Bogota. If Midas walked into a real-life Etsy and started touching stuff, it would be this museum. Who knows, maybe that’s what happened.

There was also a huge square (Plaza de Bolivar) nearby with, you guessed it, a massive church.

Plaza de Bolivar, Bogota
I wish the people had prayed for a park nearby

The other thing to do is walk up the mountain that overlooks Bogota, Monserrate. I took a cable car up (still wasn’t really feeling well enough for a long walk) that was too cramped to get a good picture, but the views from the top were nice enough.

View of Bogota from Monserrate
It’s a really big city
View of Bogota from Monserrate
It would be even bigger if the mountains weren’t in the way
Church on Monserrate
The church had some lovely scaffold in it

After a few days in that area in the hostel I was feeling a little better and really needed to get some work done, so I decided to book a nice little hotel with a desk. It served its purpose well – pretty cheap ($25ish a night I think), good hot showers, free breakfast, and a safe location that wasn’t touristy. The older guy I met (late 60s probably) liked the hotel because it had a strong foundation in case of an earthquake. At least I’m not that old yet.

We talked every morning at breakfast though – very interesting guy, and it was a good break from the backpacker “where are you from, where are you going, how long are you traveling” line of questioning.

Pita Wok – A delicious little pita place that was great for lunch.

La Hamburgueseria – They can substitute veggie burgers for any of their menu items, and they make a delicious burger. All the fixings (guac, basically), good fries – it felt like I was in America again.

Also, Subway is a huge thing here. They’re everywhere. I ate there a couple times, and I think it’s the first time I’d been to one in years. I also went to Dunkin Donuts. But I go to those all the time back home too, because they’re legit.

After getting some advice from my old friend on where to go, I started making my way towards Ecuador. First stop, the desert.

It was a long day of travel that ended with me riding in the dark in a truck through the middle of nowhere for about 30 minutes, ending at a shack in the middle of the desert. Sleeping in a hammock ran about $2 and the hostel bed was $4, so I sprung for the bed. Big spender. This seemed like a part of the country which really didn’t know how to do tourism yet.

Waking up early, you were basically right in the desert. My morning walk, while lovely, resulted in sand fly bites that took over my legs. But anyways, I wandered for an hour or so in the red part of the Tatacoa desert very early in the morning.

Tatacoa Desert - Red Section
Can’t see the flies right? I didn’t see them either.
Tatacoa Desert - Red Section
Google it for a better picture.
Tatacoa Desert - Red Section
Who doesn’t love some cacti

After having breakfast back at the hostel, I went on a long walk in the other direction to take a look at the grey section of the Tatacoa desert. It’s very much like the red section, except it’s grey.

Tatacoa Desert - Grey Section
As you can see, it isn’t red
Tatacoa Desert - Grey Section
Looks like a desert, right? Who wouldn’t want to walk for a couple hours in it
Tatacoa Desert - Grey Section
Desert with one ‘s’, because I wish I had only walked through one of them
Tatacoa Desert - Grey Section
Rocks
Tatacoa Desert - Grey Section
The main section. With a weirdly placed pool in it

When I arrived at the hostel, the American girl I did the Lost City Treak with was randomly there, which was cool. I joined her, another America, and two English people for the grey part of the hike. It was nice to have some conversations in native English.

And then I went to San Agustin. It was a small town with a lot of history, hiking, and sculptures. The hostel I stayed at was really cool – I had a loft bed in a 4-person room, and it was the kind of place that attracted an interesting group of people.

The main attraction there was this park/museum with statues that no one really knows anything about (or the civilization for that matter), which I suppose makes them more interesting. It poured rain the entire day, which was annoying, but I survived.

San Agustín Colombia Statues
I’m out of captions for statues and we’re just starting
San Agustín Colombia Statues
Hello, triangle man
San Agustín Colombia Statues
It’s a penguin! Although they don’t have penguins here. Probably not a penguin.
San Agustín Colombia Statues
This statue man gets a roof
San Agustín Colombia Statues
Carvings within a water thing

Due to mountains and such, it isn’t exactly easy to bus from Bogota to Quito. Thus, another stop. This time, in the “white city” of Popayan. It lived up to its name. Very white.

Popayán Colombia
Grey sky (code violation)
Popayán Colombia
Cute little central park with fountains, trees, and a big building
Popayán Colombia
White church
Popayán Colombia
Sunset, lamps, more white buildings

From here, I decided to make the long trek to Quito. That meant an overnight bus leaving at around 10pm and arriving in Ipiales at around 6am. I did that to give myself enough time to visit Las Lajas Sanctuary, which you’re supposed to visit, because it looks awesome, and then continue on to Quito.

Here it is, looking awesome.

Las Lajas Sanctuary in Ipiales Colombia
Who doesn’t like a Gothic church
Under the Las Lajas Sanctuary
And it’s built into a Canyon
Las Lajas Sanctuary in Ipiales Colombia
Here’s another picture of it
Las Lajas Sanctuary in Ipiales Colombia
It’s like an iceberg
Las Lajas Sanctuary in Ipiales Colombia
Another angle, mainly because I walked up this hill
Under the Las Lajas Sanctuary
Here’s the river at the bottom
Las Lajas Sanctuary in Ipiales Colombia
Here’s another one from the bottom

The inside is pretty neat too. There’s a museum with church things, and an event area.

Las Lajas Sanctuary in Ipiales Colombia
There’s also a purple light

I ended up doing that with another American, two Mexicans, and a Swedish person. Always good to split cab fares.

After doing that early in the morning, we grabbed some breakfast and headed to Quito. The border crossing was thankfully very easy, as I didn’t have a place I was staying yet and hadn’t booked any forward travel.

Another 6 hours on the bus, I was finally done with all my bus trips for a while. Booked a hotel on the way for one night before moving into my AirBnb.

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